1. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
2. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
3. Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
6. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
8. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
9. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
10 . If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
11. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
12. Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
13. Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you" Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
14. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
15. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
16. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
17. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
18. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only alight switch away.
19. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
20. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
21. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
22. Guy: "haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.


HAHAHA

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I got one I use all the time.

Hey baby, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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98 Ranger std. cab, auto, 3.0l, 2wd

my friend actually got awy with this one and it worked! "I would eat the corn from your sh*t just to f**k you!" i couldnt believe it actually worked. but to think of it, they both were kinda demented in a way...

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2003 Chevy astrovan AWD LT (Loaded Turd)
1994 Ford F150 4x4 with 4 inch lift and 35's
3RD child on the way!
U.S. Army Troop "An ARMY of One"

lol, one messed up friend! and girl!

haha

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A buddy of mine said "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together." She slapped his face, then appologized for hitting him. When she saw that his face was red where she slapped him, she then gave him a kiss. They've been going out for over a year now.

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we get old too soon, and smart too late.

That is funny!

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98 xlt, dropped 3/5. 17in. CHROME Cobra wheels wrapped in 255/50/17, billet grille, dumped flowmaster 40 series, clear corners, euro tails, indiglo guages, TWEED Interior, painted interior, silver flame pinstripe, 5% Limo tint all around, K&N, Viper alarm, 60/40 to bucket conversion, 4.10 gears
SOLD 10/29/03!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2003 Dodge SRT4


Mopar Stage 1 | Mopar STS | BDJ's exhaust | HKS SSQ BOV | IPP CAI | ATP Upp | Autometer pillar pod with dual gauges | DC sports Strut bar | 9007 PIAA Extreme whites | Eurolite 893 Fog lights | Titan turn signals | Clear side markers | Intercooler Neon | Viper emblem | Exel Ennio wheels | MM inserts | Catch Can | Custom racing stripes |More to come.

Score!!!!

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The road goes on forever and the party never ends !!!!

touch her boobs

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1985 Ford Ranger custom
92 front clip, BAGGED,shaved the usual stuff n stuff. check out my site.

www.jbhill84.50megs.com
www.rangerpowersports.com
www.customtruckforum.com

1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet Clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. You got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
10. Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.

:thumbsup::thumbsup::n aughty::naughty::naughty:

Nice ones..

Cheers, :fordsrule:
Robert

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2003 Zinc Yellow Cobra
2000 Explorer XLT
1995 Probe GT
1989 Festiva

Earth Girls are Easy.

Hey, all you college guys, is it still pretty easy to get laid? I guess I had a slight advantage since I worked at the biggest Top40 club in the big city, but man, it still amazes me how Earth Girls are Easy!

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http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com