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Old 07-19-2006, 05:29 PM
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The TAF Never ending story...

Well, I'm sure that everyone here has seen these things around before. Be it on websites, forums, or the like. One person starts off by writing a sentence, and the next person comes along and adds to the story. Be it a word or sentence. Feel free to include any forum members in the story, because that will definitely keep it interesting! lol

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One day, Dave was sitting in his office, masturbating to beastiality porn when out of fucking nowhere...
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Old 07-19-2006, 05:32 PM
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Chris walked in and joined him.
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:09 PM
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then dave pwn3d him by
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:11 PM
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revealing that he's actually straight and didn't want to see Chris anymore.
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This caused Chris great depression.
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he really didn't know what to do with himself.
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:12 PM
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So Chris went out and bought a Lumina
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:13 PM
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and put 3,000 foglamps to try and brighten up his life
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his decision to buy this car obviously was clouded by his depression.
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:15 PM
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then pammie came into his life driving a Lumina as well. They hit it off right away.
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:16 PM
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so, just to make his depression even worse, she tells him that she's happily married and would never do anything to ruin that happiness.
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:16 PM
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EDIT: Dammit Pammie.




Chris, in a drunken rage, crashes his Lumina into Pammies house
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so then chris adds even more foglamps on his lumina
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:18 PM
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In order to see the dark roads, ofcourse.
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:19 PM
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Anthony, Pammie's husband then pulls a gun on Chris and...
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pulls the triggor, but, he stupidly left the gun unloaded.
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:20 PM
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chris starts balling like a lil baby
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:21 PM
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and decides to go sky diving w/o a parachute.
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Luckily, Superman happened to be flying by
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but flies past him, ignoring him
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