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Old 05-05-2007, 07:55 AM
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Re: The member who makes post # 1000 in this thread wins a prize!

We have a long way to go. :eek:
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Old 05-05-2007, 06:19 PM
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Re: The member who makes post # 1000 in this thread wins a prize!

I have a customer on my route that has this cat that they love like a child. One evening the wife was getting into the freezer to get something out for dinner and didnt notice that their cat had jumped into the freezer. A couple of hours go by and she get's up and goes to the freezer to get something out to snack on. And there lies the loved pet. Now the cat is hardly breathing, so they take a bath towell and wrap it up and try to massage it to get its blood flowing. After a short time not much is happening and they call the vet and he suggest putting warm water into its mouth useing a childs surenge. After a while still not much of a response, so they call the vet again. This time he suggests injecting small quanities of gasoline. Gasoline ? Yes you do have a lawn mower dont you, then use that. So they did has instructed. After about the secound shot there cat took off running through the house and all of a sudden stopped and fell over, panting heavely. So they call the vet again and tell him what happened.
























Well I guess that your pussy just ran out of gas.










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Old 05-06-2007, 12:55 PM
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Re: The member who makes post # 1000 in this thread wins a prize!

LOL
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Old 05-12-2007, 12:35 PM
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Re: The member who makes post # 1000 in this thread wins a prize!

What do you do with an Eliphant that has 3 balls?








You pitch him high and inside.
Low and out .
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Re: The member who makes post # 1000 in this thread wins a prize!

haha were 12.4% of the way to 1K. just thought I'd let every one
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Re: The member who makes post # 1000 in this thread wins a prize!

What happened to the Ford of the month?
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Re: The member who makes post # 1000 in this thread wins a prize!

I wanted to win
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I need a mach 1 chin spolier
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a hood scoop
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Re: The member who makes post # 1000 in this thread wins a prize!

Caster camber plates
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Re: The member who makes post # 1000 in this thread wins a prize!

and dual exhaust
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I'm not made of money haha
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Re: The member who makes post # 1000 in this thread wins a prize!

I'm gonna boost us a bunch of posts closer
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Re: The member who makes post # 1000 in this thread wins a prize!

maybe like 150
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if I dont get bored
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which i might
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Re: The member who makes post # 1000 in this thread wins a prize!

but really we need a lot of posts to fill so I dont think any one will mind
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wow ok I'm bored
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