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Old 06-08-2008, 11:38 AM
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"Oh!" exclaimed his friend, "Good trade!"
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Old 06-08-2008, 11:50 AM
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Four things......

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?.......
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They are four ways you can lose your house!
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Four men rode in a car: a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a computer engineer.

The car stalled out.......
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The mechanical engineer said, "It must be the pistons; let's repair them and be on our way." .......
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The electrical engineer said, "It has to be the spark plugs; we'll replace them and be ready to roll in no time at all." .......
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The chemical engineer said. "No, it's got to be bad gas; we'll flush the system and be on our way." ........
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They turned to the computer engineer. "What do you think we should do?" they asked..........
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The computer engineer shrugged and said, "Let's get out of the car, close the doors, then get back in and try restarting it."
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