Texas Baby
> A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on
> his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and
> orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing
> his wife has produced a Typical Texas baby boy weighing 25
> pounds.
>
> Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25
> pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average down
> home, folks like I said, my boy's a Typical Texas baby boy."
>
> Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
> exclamations of "WOW!". We heard one woman actually fainted
> due to sympathy pains.
>
> Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says,
> "Say you're the father of that Typical Texas baby that weighed
> 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big
> he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?
>
> The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
>
> The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What
> happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
>
> The Texas father takes a slow swig from his, Lone Star beer,
> wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender
> and proudly says, "Had'm circumcised".

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