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Old 02-17-2004, 05:54 PM
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WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.

WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face.)
HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan.)

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would you play golf with her?
HUSBAND: I guess so.

WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left handed.

WIFE: - - - Silence - - -
HUSBAND: Shit.....

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Oh my that is funny(hee,hee) thanks SVOChic
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Old 02-17-2004, 08:25 PM
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Funny....post some more!!
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Old 02-18-2004, 12:42 AM
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Damn a man just cant get anything right...........
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Old 02-18-2004, 02:12 AM
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I'm still laughing about that one
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Old 02-18-2004, 10:12 AM
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OMG, nevermind !!!!!
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