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Old 11-15-2003, 08:14 PM
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Exclamation How to make a woman happy....

Take note boys! :smokin:

All you have to do is be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father figure
6. a teacher
7. an educator
8. a cook
9. a gardener
10. a carpenter
11. a driver
12. an engineer
13. a mechanic
14. an interior decorator
15. a stylist
16. a sex therapist
17. a gynecologist/obstetrician
18. a psychologist
19. a psychiatrist
20. a therapist
21. a good father
22. a gentleman
23. well organized
24. tidy
25. very clean
26. athletic
27. affectionate
28. affable
29. attentive
30. ambitious
31. amenable
32. articulate
33. bold
34. brave
35. creative
36. courageous
37. complimentary
38. capable
39. decisive
40. intelligent
41. imaginative
42. interesting
43. prudent
44. patient
45. polite
46. passionate
47. respectful
48. sweet
49. strong
50. skillful
51. supportive
52. sympathetic
53. tolerant
54. understanding
55. someone who loves shopping
56. someone who doesn't make problems
57. someone who never looks at other women
58. very rich

AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE
YOU:

59. are neither jealous nor disinterested
60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them than
with her
61. give her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes

ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:
62. Not forget the dates of:
* anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)
* graduation
* birthday
* menstruation

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Let him play with your boobs.
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Old 11-15-2003, 08:32 PM
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is that all??

oops......i forgot wen my girlfriend and i started dating ;(
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Old 11-15-2003, 09:12 PM
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Are you sure that is all. I'm sure that I left something behind with my last Ex-
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Old 11-15-2003, 11:51 PM
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i showed my gf that and she said "thats not all of em"
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Old 11-16-2003, 07:14 PM
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Well now I know why my wife is always cranky, and to think I thought it was because I always spend money on cars that you can't drive...LOL
BTW I know another way she could make me happy is by letting me spend more money on my cars so I can drive em!
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Old 11-16-2003, 11:29 PM
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My wife said that I am supposed to agree with everything she says I didnt see that one on the list, does that mean I get out of following that rule, or is that one of the unwrittn laws, haha
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Old 11-18-2003, 09:59 AM
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if you do all of those you are gay not in the stupid sense of the word but no you are gay #57 and 15 prove that.
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Old 11-18-2003, 07:55 PM
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LOL Yoshtin. Good point.
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Old 11-20-2003, 09:57 AM
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no straight man would be your stylist or your interior decorator. and a guy not look at another woman he is as straight as a drunk ass trying to walk straight
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Old 12-31-2003, 04:42 PM
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a very good point has been made lers just throw the hole list out
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F numbers#15,23,24,25,57,58,55(eKK!)14, and a whole bunch off them.. i belive it should be sweet,loving,a lover,a friend,
honest,loyal,caring,and kind as the made things.

a styliest. wtf if a guy knows what polyethful(Spelling?) is and can talk about clothes,slicks his hair back with jeal,and looks like he just came from the run away there is a big big big problems with him.

sorry if i can't get all of those done,and i wear tshirts, and blue jeans must of the time.
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My grandfather always said the best woman you can get is a:

Lady in the living room
Cook in the kitchen
and a Whore in the bedroom.

I laugh everytime I think about him saying that, and seeing the look on my grandmother's face turn stone cold... :nono:
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