I just got this in my email. Thought it was pretty funny. It says it's an actual application and everything is true, but I dunno:

This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas, and they
hired him because he was so honest and funny! ? Its true.
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NAME:? George Martin
SEX:? Not yet.? Still waiting for the right person (or one who'll cooperate).
DESIRED POSITION:? Company's President or Vice President.? But seriously, whatever's available.? If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY:? $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package.? If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION:? Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD:? Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY:? A lot less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:? My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING:? Job sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:? Any.
PREFERRED HOURS:? 1:30-3:30 p. m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:? Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?? If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 POUNDS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:?
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?:? On the job no, on my breaks no.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread.? Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO
THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:? Yes.? Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Sagittarius

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I could believe that being true. My favs:
SALARY:? A lot less than I'm worth.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?? If I had one, would I be here?

Good stuff!

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i like the sign here

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that is so funny i cant stop laughing at that

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1999 exploder sport dropped on 20"
still hear me commin up the block