Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home. A Wisconsin man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his butt.Police suspect a cereal killer.

I know this ones old, but I just got it in my email ,and had to share it!LOL!!

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Beer: helping unattractive people have sex for over 100 years.

omg thats just freakn wrong

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remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

It's only temporary - unless it works

Lowriders are for guys who cant get it up

Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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SOLD 10/29/03!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2003 Dodge SRT4


Mopar Stage 1 | Mopar STS | BDJ's exhaust | HKS SSQ BOV | IPP CAI | ATP Upp | Autometer pillar pod with dual gauges | DC sports Strut bar | 9007 PIAA Extreme whites | Eurolite 893 Fog lights | Titan turn signals | Clear side markers | Intercooler Neon | Viper emblem | Exel Ennio wheels | MM inserts | Catch Can | Custom racing stripes |More to come.

Haha. Haven't heard that in while

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Nobody ever believes a midgit untill it's too late.

oh man thats funny

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"Foolish man give wife grand piano,
Wise man give wife upright organ."

damn.... had the cereal gotten soggy? i hate soggy cereal...

that's pretty funny d00d

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'98 Ranger XLT 2.5L 4cyl 4x2
3'' Pro comp suspension lift w/ pro comp ES9000 shocks, 31/1050r15 pro comp AT's, Python Alarm, Dual 40's series Flowmasters, KKM Cold Air Intake, JDM Black Euro Tails, Black Smittybilt Roll bar, housing 2 hella 500 driving lights, Pro Comp Push Bar w/ 6" Pro Comp Stainless 130w spotlights, Passport 8500 Radar Detector, Black Steelhorse Steps, 2 10'' Solobaric L710's, devouring 1750 watts, MTX door speakers, Panasonic head unit Sirius Satellite radio, lots of neon... etc...

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Cornflakes and a banana? Don't bother me with that drivel unless the suspect starts using Fruit Loops! The poor bastard that tries to break into my house is going to get Sugar Smack'd!

Sounds like someone else has my type of humor. Good to know that I'm not the only one.

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Nah, go Honey Combs!

that's crazy

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Josh Ball
2001 Ford Ranger EDGE
3.0L V6
4X2
Bright Island Blue