The Sunburn and The Blonde

To prepare for his big date, the young man went on top of the roof of his apartment building in order to add a little color for himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, he fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get
sunburned on his "tool."

Being very determined, the young man decided not to miss his date because it was with a hot blonde. So, he put some suntan lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze, feeling this should resolve his painful situation.

The blonde showed up for the date at his place, and the young man treated her to a home-cooked meal, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man's sunburned member started acting up.

After several minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused.

A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain so he went to the kitchen, and poured a tall, cold glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief.

The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to find him with his "Johnson" immersed in a glass of milk. With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed, "So, THAT'S how you load those things".

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Beer: helping unattractive people have sex for over 100 years.

FUNNY!!

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...... BRIAN ......

very good very good haha

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supported by "ares wipe when that fart becomes a,squirt there's ares wipes"

hahaha thats good. i wonder how people think of those.

yall keep this up we gonna need a humor forum

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SOLD 10/29/03!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lmao thats a good one

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1986 ranger, gen 2 cab,front end and interior. bagged and 4 linked, laying tranny member( need to remove that) soon be draggin on a street near u.

that's great, good one RWA3

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Wise man give wife upright organ."

lol! i guess if u've ever wondered that there's ur answer!!!

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