1. Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
McDonald's.
2. Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.
3. Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.
4. Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.
5. Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.
6. Control \kon-trol'\: A short, ugly inmate.
7. Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen
cabinets.
8. Eclipse \i-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.
9. Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
10. Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.
11. Left Bank \left' bangk'\: What the robber did when his bag was full
of
loot.
12. Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots.
13. Paradox \par'-u-doks\: Two physicians.
14. Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel
Tower.
15. Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.
16. Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: What penguins and white bears see with.
17. Primate \pri'-mat\: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
18. Relief \ree-leef'\ : What trees do in the spring.
19. Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\: What you do to relax your wife.
20. Seamstress \seem'-stres\: Describes 200 pounds in a size two.
21. Selfish \sel'-fish\: What the owner of a seafood store does.
22. Subdued \sub-dood'\: A guy that works on one of those submarines.
23. Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\: Bringing litigation against the Government
