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Old 11-28-2002, 10:32 AM
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Ever wonder......

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Hahahaha That one kicks A**!

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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

im gonna start calling them togetherments
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

That one is very true

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Have you ever wondered about this situation:
When you drop a piece of peanut buttered bread the peanut buttered side will always fall peanut butter side down. When you drop a cat it will always land on it's feet. What would happen if you strapped a piece of peanut buttered bread to the back of a cat and then dropped the cat?????
One other question, you know the old phrase, if a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it will it make a noise. What I want to know is this, If a woman is talking and no one is around to hear her, will it still be a lie???
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Old 11-29-2002, 09:09 PM
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Pretty funny scuba. I like the way you think!
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