1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries
and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in ! America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.



My favorite is no.6!

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4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries
and a diet coke.

Thats my favorite. americans are dumb as bricks when it comes to loosing weight.

anyone needs a free weight loss program let me know. i made one.

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1999 F-150 AirRaid, 4.10 gears, tint, superchip, see my gallery for more.

haha. how true...i have seen most of those before. i like no. 9

#1 is pretty good

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98 xlt, dropped 3/5. 17in. CHROME Cobra wheels wrapped in 255/50/17, billet grille, dumped flowmaster 40 series, clear corners, euro tails, indiglo guages, TWEED Interior, painted interior, silver flame pinstripe, 5% Limo tint all around, K&N, Viper alarm, 60/40 to bucket conversion, 4.10 gears
SOLD 10/29/03!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2003 Dodge SRT4


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