*You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water."

*You can say 110 degrees without fainting."

*You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off."

*You can make instant sun tea."

*You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron."

*The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly."

*You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car."

*You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window."

*You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance."

*Hot water now comes out of both taps."

*It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets."

*You actually burn your hand opening the car door."

*You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work."

*No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning."

*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

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"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."

Those are all true and GREAT!!!!!!!!! I like the seatbelt is a branding iron.

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98 xlt, dropped 3/5. 17in. CHROME Cobra wheels wrapped in 255/50/17, billet grille, dumped flowmaster 40 series, clear corners, euro tails, indiglo guages, TWEED Interior, painted interior, silver flame pinstripe, 5% Limo tint all around, K&N, Viper alarm, 60/40 to bucket conversion, 4.10 gears
SOLD 10/29/03!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2003 Dodge SRT4


Mopar Stage 1 | Mopar STS | BDJ's exhaust | HKS SSQ BOV | IPP CAI | ATP Upp | Autometer pillar pod with dual gauges | DC sports Strut bar | 9007 PIAA Extreme whites | Eurolite 893 Fog lights | Titan turn signals | Clear side markers | Intercooler Neon | Viper emblem | Exel Ennio wheels | MM inserts | Catch Can | Custom racing stripes |More to come.

alot of those are soo true! thank the ppl that made tint! and hey i'm out every day in the summer. maybe thats why i look mexican

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Definite Obsession DFW chapter President
www.DefiniteObsessions.com

1986 ranger, gen 2 cab,front end and interior. bagged and 4 linked, laying tranny member( need to remove that) soon be draggin on a street near u.

thats very very true about texas i love the bridge quote, it reminds me of driving to waco alot of bridges no dam water
also i noticed its the only state where someone will tell you
"I tell you what" and then stop
and
"you can set your watch by the afternoon showers"
and
"its the only place to get jack and jill doughnuts"

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"IF IT CAN BLEED, WE CAN KILL IT"

Never heard the last 2 Red....lol

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98 xlt, dropped 3/5. 17in. CHROME Cobra wheels wrapped in 255/50/17, billet grille, dumped flowmaster 40 series, clear corners, euro tails, indiglo guages, TWEED Interior, painted interior, silver flame pinstripe, 5% Limo tint all around, K&N, Viper alarm, 60/40 to bucket conversion, 4.10 gears
SOLD 10/29/03!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2003 Dodge SRT4


Mopar Stage 1 | Mopar STS | BDJ's exhaust | HKS SSQ BOV | IPP CAI | ATP Upp | Autometer pillar pod with dual gauges | DC sports Strut bar | 9007 PIAA Extreme whites | Eurolite 893 Fog lights | Titan turn signals | Clear side markers | Intercooler Neon | Viper emblem | Exel Ennio wheels | MM inserts | Catch Can | Custom racing stripes |More to come.

nope i'm with jas, never heard the last 2 red.

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Definite Obsession DFW chapter President
www.DefiniteObsessions.com

1986 ranger, gen 2 cab,front end and interior. bagged and 4 linked, laying tranny member( need to remove that) soon be draggin on a street near u.